Scalpn T-shirt

Are you planning a scalp? This 60/40 ringspun cotton/polyester blend shirt might not make your scalp more efficient, but it’ll certainly help you get the job done in style.

We use Next Level Apparel fabrics which are ethically and socially responsibly produced. No forced labor or child labor here! At least, not until you make your kids mow the lawn wearing one of these shirts….

Printed in Tennessee.

Flammable shed sold separately.
This shirt also likely is flammable.
Please don’t set yourself on fire.